Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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