is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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