i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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