My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Randomize
