all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He did a backflip because drugs
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