He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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