You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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