Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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