Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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