you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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