I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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