I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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