God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She's JV to your varsity
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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