We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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