idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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