Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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