Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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