I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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