420 ftw
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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