Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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