..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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