She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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