Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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