you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
this will be a night to untag.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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