A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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