Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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