I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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