my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's blow job season.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Randomize
