Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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