your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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