He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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