road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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