I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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