I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
whose parrot is this?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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