No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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