Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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