Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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