The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
high people should be assigned attendants
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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