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You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
oh god the rape fog is back!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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