Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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