Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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