where am i from again
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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