i would punch a child for taco bell
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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