Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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