I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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