Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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