help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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