I wanna bring you to show and tell
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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