i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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