I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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