What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
And then my night got REAL pukey
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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